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laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

…thats not right…

(via whattthegess)

sem-ser:

personal, follow back (sigo de volta) x

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via sem-ser)

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(via the-cumberbatchkids)

blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

(via sextinglol)

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill

tiny snake friend

(via girlwithgod)

onefishybastard:

foxybadger42:

thefaultinourstartrek:

the only practical use for boobs tbh

CAT SHELF

HUMAN

WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THIS MATTRESS AND THEN TAKE IT AWAY

IT IS A GOOD MATTRESS

I LIKE IT

(via saoirse-shalom)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via haveyoutriedsettingittowumbo)

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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(via haveyoutriedsettingittowumbo)